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Hello (again) world!

It was a sunny day in mid September, Punky, our primitive little protagonist chimp awakes from a deep slumber in his cave.

He looks around and realises millennia must have past by.

Immediately he shakes his wife, Stigmella, to awaken her.

He look her long and deep in the eyes and says:


Hello and welcome to our digital Jungle.

I’m primitiveshaun a Digital Designer & Creative Developer with over a decades experience across the full digital lifecycle.

Whether you know me or not it’s more than probable that, in some way or another, my little monkey fingers have already touched your life in some way.

If you bank with Barclays, HSBC or RBSG then I’ve written automation macros to implement and validate functionality of ATM and POS machines and how charges get applied (sorry about that one).

If you’ve paid at a petrol station, I may have made that POSUI (the till screen if you don’t speak geek).


Do you suffer from EPP, Vitiligo or (eventually) Skin Cancer and will benefit from afamelanotide treatment. Or. Have you have ever had a blood test, a hospital visit or TMS treatment. Then my peanut-scented fingers have also touched you.

Still No?

Well do you Eat. Do you Drink, or do you take Drugs (pharmaceutical ones, of course)?

Then I’ve designed and developed over 50 customised and bespoke Quality Events Management systems and apps for manufacturers around the world to audit, document & automate every step of production processes from conception and risk analysis, to change management, through to product deviations and complaint handling.

Yet, Still No?

Then, if you ever bought event tickets, flowers or designer childrenswear online or dealt with over 300 small businesses in the UK or seen marketing for BBC, Coke, Adidas or Nike.

Then you have also met a little bit of me.

So, Yes.

Primitive Web Design was my monica as a freelancer way back in 2010. Resurrected recently as my small-biz friendly face and the most public of my personas.

Primitive Digital, previously Primitive Web Design provides end-to-end strategic design & creative development services direct to small business.

To support small enterprise and to satisfy my polymathic needs for diversity I offer special rates to startups and charities only.

You can pitch me your idea here ↝

Our sister site Primitive Hosting, offers fair price, high performance, low hassle Linux, Windows and WordPress hosting. We include all the extras (some hosts have the questionable ethics to charge more questionable amounts for) in a nice neat bundle.

Combining creative intelligence with technical savvy.

We produce high performance, web platforms and measurable digital assets.

All done with style, panache and in playful, pertinent yet prudent ways.

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